How much more can she give?
That mummy has no clothes on
“I talking to you in Dutch.”
You know. LIKE SEX.
Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I don’t know about you, but I have met the handle of goodness.
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”