“I talking to you in Dutch.”
You know. LIKE SEX.
Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I don’t know about you, but I have met the handle of goodness.
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.