Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I don’t know about you, but I have met the handle of goodness.
What a ridiculous way to die.
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity