Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
What a ridiculous way to die.
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself