I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
My Lawyer is turning 40 and this means one thing. Disposable underwear, of course.
All it took was a light mangling of her leg
We might as well be naked and sobbing. Maybe that’s just me
“Oh, it’s okay. I NEVER SAID YOUR REAL NAMES.”
“We’ll take care of him,” I say, with more hope than expectation. Meet Steve.
“You won’t blog about this, will you?’ asks My Lawyer.
Reader; I blogged.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s THE BLOOD OF HER INFANT CHILD. Welcome to Amsterdam