“That’s not a place.”
Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity
It becomes alarmingly apparent that this is Dutch interpretive dance
Why did the ex-pat cross the road? GOOD QUESTION
When the adults are also clueless, the magic is truly alive