You will look at your own child and ask, “Where are you from?”
There is a certain static in the calm before a storm
It takes some getting used to
How much more can she give?
Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?