In strides January, like a juicing fanatic hijacking a pub crawl. Time to go back to school
When the adults are also clueless, the magic is truly alive
I know what you’re thinking: that’s one sooty guy
My Lawyer is turning 40 and this means one thing. Disposable underwear, of course.
I need a Netherlands number, and my netherlands are getting numb-er
All it took was a light mangling of her leg
We might as well be naked and sobbing. Maybe that’s just me
“Oh, it’s okay. I NEVER SAID YOUR REAL NAMES.”
“We’ll take care of him,” I say, with more hope than expectation. Meet Steve.
The holiday’s over and the clouds are gathering; dealing with the Relocation Blues