Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?