Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity
It becomes alarmingly apparent that this is Dutch interpretive dance
Why did the ex-pat cross the road? GOOD QUESTION