Seasonal Fruits
My Lawyer is turning 40 and this means one thing. Disposable underwear, of course.
Exposed
I need a Netherlands number, and my netherlands are getting numb-er
One Thing After Another
All it took was a light mangling of her leg
I’m Just Saying
We might as well be naked and sobbing. Maybe that’s just me
Little Girl
“Oh, it’s okay. I NEVER SAID YOUR REAL NAMES.”
Steve
“We’ll take care of him,” I say, with more hope than expectation. Meet Steve.
Enough Reds
The holiday’s over and the clouds are gathering; dealing with the Relocation Blues
