It becomes alarmingly apparent that this is Dutch interpretive dance
In strides January, like a juicing fanatic hijacking a pub crawl. Time to go back to school
When the adults are also clueless, the magic is truly alive
I know what you’re thinking: that’s one sooty guy
My Lawyer is turning 40 and this means one thing. Disposable underwear, of course.
I need a Netherlands number, and my netherlands are getting numb-er
We might as well be naked and sobbing. Maybe that’s just me