What a ridiculous way to die.
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity
All it took was a light mangling of her leg