What a ridiculous way to die.
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
What kind of crazy regime are we living in, where tiny babies start school?
It occurs to me that we are both definitely about to drown in this canal. But it’s a great parenting opportunity
It becomes alarmingly apparent that this is Dutch interpretive dance