Don’t mind us! Just going back to Dutch school! Did… did anyone tell the baby?
I don’t know about you, but I have met the handle of goodness.
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”