I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame