Dutch Is Easy
I’m living with goldfish, or emotionally repressed time bombs
Author: amsterfamily
Fly On The Wall
This is small-talk with a significant shelf-life
Clear As A Bell
My Dutch is shit, but my subconscious speaks fluent guilt
Asking For It
The silver-lining to a midlife crisis is a total lack of self-awareness.
We Could Be Worse
“They are not being very nice to Siri.”
Paper Five
I’ve got news for you, Parent: you just enjoyed yourself
Damn You Steve
It’s the third most common Dutch childhood injury, and someone has to be to blame
